Introduction: Empire State of Mind

Are you in the Big Apple? Or will you find yourself there sometime soon? Then you must make the most of all that the city has to offer. Whether it's the touristy things, the things that locals do, or the craziest wackiest and wierdest stuff that happens only in New York. And more importantly, how to do it like New Yorkers- get your bearings right so you feel like you belong here.
This blog series will provide you succinct descriptions of the way of life in New York, pro tips on acting like a local, secrets to discovering the best events and much more. Get to know the city- inside out. No matter how short a duration you find yourself in the city, whether you're a native, been living here for sometime or brand new; you will discover (or I hope agree with) insights presented in this easy, fast paced blog.

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